My Roommate and I Are Two Straight Bachelors
Matt: oh shit have you never had omaha steak??
you're about to love your mouth
I always love my mouth
Matt: i think it's fair to say we both love your mouth.
me: thanks, man.
Matt: man it is my pleasure.
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